“How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.” — Winnie the Pooh…..
I have grown three humans in my womb, have a love/hate relationship with all unhealthy food, despise exercise and consider kale …..
Due to your upcoming graduation, I thought I would spend this week directing my nonsensical rambling to you all specifically …….
The very first rule in driving school should be: “Thou Shall Pull Over to Let Fellow Drivers by When Going 20 MPH Under the Speed Limit!” Sadly ….
If anyone knows Dewey (Dewy?) Rasmussen, could you please have him contact me? I need to get together with him to discuss family trees so I can start answering truthfully to the millions of people …..
As probably the world’s greatest word-maker-upper, I have quite the eye for real vs. made-up terms. That being said, I am human……
I recently wrote a column about how much I “love” insurance companies. I received an e-mail immediately after it came out, stating something along the lines of how I would be singing ……
I’m not trying to judge the builders of the Robin Hood Loop houses, but they could have been a little more creative …..
I despise the rain and I’m not afraid to admit (whine about) that. I do sun dances daily, but clearly they aren’t working.
My husband thinks I fell in love with him, but in actuality, I fell in love with his last name. My maiden name is often butchered ……
I received a letter from my insurance company last week. Like most of you, I was very excited to read the good news………
Three years ago, on my way to Forks from Pittsburgh, I drove through a little known town called Chicago …..
How was your week last week? That’s good or I’m sorry to hear that … which ever applies. I had a fabulous week ……
